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1. Who are you?
Dr. WPF. (It says so right in the title of my website.)
2. Are you a real doctor?
No. But neither was Dr. GUI, and it never stopped him.
3. Why should I trust you?
You should never trust anything you read on the internet! If you need reliable advice, please print my answers first and then read them on paper.
4. How often will you answer questions?
As often as possible.
5. How often will you answer questions correctly?
Only slightly less often than the previous question.
6. Are you a man or a woman?
Absolutely!
7. Do you stand behind your answers?
No. I usually sit.
If you’re tempted to blame me when something goes wrong, you should really read my Terms Of Use.
8. What is WPF?
A really bad acronym. (Pronounced like “whoops” but with an ‘f ‘ at the end.)